Toby Keith sings one of my favorite, in your face, you screwed up big, songs called, ironically, “How Do You Like Me Now?” Yes, the song is a poke in the eye to a high school heartthrob who hated on the loser, I get that, but it has relevance to the fraudulent President. We have now been under his thumb since January, a total of roughly seven months, as of this writing, and frankly, I thought Obama was the worst President, Michelle was the worst FLOTUS, and Biden was the worst VP. I have no idea how the US can survive the remaining 3.5 years with this guy!
I have an eclectic, blue, and white-collar background. I have operated heavy machinery and 18-wheeler truck and trailers, but this neither makes me an equipment operator nor an over-the-road truck driver. I have slopped pigs, milked cows, and herded sheep, but this does not make me a farmer, rancher, or a swine herder. I have been a soldier and a sailor; this does not make me a Marine! I have been a substitute teacher, am a qualified adult educator, and am an industrial and organizational psychologist. I am not a lawyer, politician, judge, or author, even though I write about politics, law, and social problems.
Calling on the real truckers out there, do you know anyone who would hire the President to operate a big rig? I have known some hard-up and desperate companies, but I have never met one who would hire that guy! Calling on the anthracite coal miners, would you hire this guy to be on your crew? I wouldn’t! I have worked with some low-talent individuals, people you could have sworn were not the best sperm possible in their family tree. Then there is Kamala Harris and Joe Biden, and I am left to wonder how did they win the race to fertilize?
On my first day on a construction site, I was grossly inadequate, called a lot of names, and learned fast! My first day as a soldier was downright embarrassing, I came from a long line of soldiers, and they refused to help me square myself away, so I looked as stupid as I felt! Talk about setting someone up for failure! At eight, working on my first engine, I was told I looked like two porcupines trying to have sex, lots of willingness, not a lot of know-how. How many years has Joe Biden been in politics, and he still has no clue what to do, how to do it, and what to say without staffers, a teleprompter, a bug in his ear, and wires to control his hands, feet, and mouth?
Biden is in the White House shouting Toby Keith’s chorus:
“How do you like me now?
How do you like me now,
Now that I’m on my way?
Do you still think I’m crazy
Standin here today?
I couldn’t make you love me
But I always dreamed about living in [the White House]
How do you like me now?”
Well, Mr. President, frankly, I do not like you living in the White House! Worse, I despise the fact that your criminal children have had the charges dropped and squashed, and they are getting away with capital crimes while you run America into the ground. You made a lousy senator, a worse Vice President, and as President, you are in a dead heat with Obama for dead last. You have proven to be a liar, a cheat, a thief, a conniver, and you cannot be trusted to walk a platoon of drunk Marines into a bar, let alone run a country! So, to answer your question, I do not like you, not at all!
Mr. President, Ms. Vice President, I have a new song for you to sing. Napoleon XIV – “They’re Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!” We, the citizens who were cheated, are coming to take you away. Then you can sing this song as you are forced into retirement, a judge moves you into an orange jumpsuit, and community service begins in distinctive clothing and a sandwich board declaring just how deplorable, detestable, and depraved you and your families are. How do you like us now? We will ask as the men come to take you away!
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